Life Relationship

Her: I'm just in love with life. Aren't you?
Me: I'd say life and I have a love/hate relationship.

Austin Breaks a Record Today

70 consecutive days with temperatures above 100 degrees. Why the f do I live here?


I Stand For

#istandfor Using Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC money to buy a spine implant for Barack Obama. http://bit.ly/PACstand