Rene Flores is a graphic designer living in Austin.Tumblr (3.0; @jerkypants)http://jerkypants.net/Her: I'm just in love with life. Aren't you? Me: I'd say life and I have a love/hate relationship.http://jerkypants.net/post/10276257924http://jerkypants.net/post/10276257924Fri, 16 Sep 2011 09:00:00 -0500lifelessonslife70 consecutive days with temperatures above 100 degrees. Why the f do I live here? http://jerkypants.net/post/9347245185http://jerkypants.net/post/9347245185Wed, 24 Aug 2011 16:31:00 -0500Austin sucks#istandfor Using Stephen Colbert’s Super PAC money to buy a spine implant for Barack Obama....http://jerkypants.net/post/8471255206http://jerkypants.net/post/8471255206Thu, 04 Aug 2011 09:00:06 -0500colbertobamaIf you are a fan of Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey and would like to have your mind...http://jerkypants.net/post/8385432861http://jerkypants.net/post/8385432861Tue, 02 Aug 2011 10:01:05 -0500movies2001<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpak1zNjrl1qzyb9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(Taken with <a href="http://picplz.com" target="_blank">picplz</a> in <a href="http://picplz.com/city/austin-tx/" target="_blank">Austin, TX</a>.)</p>http://jerkypants.net/post/8378045766http://jerkypants.net/post/8378045766Tue, 02 Aug 2011 03:10:46 -0500“The Bronze Age gave us the cult of Ba’al. The Twitface Age has given us the cult of the...http://jerkypants.net/post/8282095013http://jerkypants.net/post/8282095013Sat, 30 Jul 2011 22:00:06 -0500facebooktwitterbaalhttp://jerkypants.net/post/7533903023http://jerkypants.net/post/7533903023Tue, 12 Jul 2011 10:01:05 -0500harry potterlotrlol I’m at Péche (Austin, TX) Absinthe bar with an incredible list of...http://jerkypants.net/post/7324652144http://jerkypants.net/post/7324652144Wed, 06 Jul 2011 20:28:55 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwh4afKFd1qzyb9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Somewhere between Tallahassee and Pensacola. July 4th, 2011</p>http://jerkypants.net/post/7296043893http://jerkypants.net/post/7296043893Tue, 05 Jul 2011 02:07:00 -0500mobile phonephotography<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmmkeSiyi1qzyb9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>At <a href="http://gowalla.com/checkins/39869009?ref=tuph" target="_blank">Workshop Fitness</a></p>http://jerkypants.net/post/7098913793http://jerkypants.net/post/7098913793Thu, 30 Jun 2011 18:29:02 -0500“The Pope sent out his first tweet today. He is truly the vessel through which God wastes...http://jerkypants.net/post/7033182822http://jerkypants.net/post/7033182822Tue, 28 Jun 2011 22:45:27 -0500 I’m at Workshop Fitness (Austin, TX) Personal Training ...http://jerkypants.net/post/7023630429http://jerkypants.net/post/7023630429Tue, 28 Jun 2011 18:08:20 -0500 I’m at Workshop Fitness (Austin, TX) Personal Training ...http://jerkypants.net/post/6842624473http://jerkypants.net/post/6842624473Thu, 23 Jun 2011 17:50:34 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2UFc1pr2yUU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><b>It’s Gettin Real In The Whole Foods Parking Lot</b></p> <p>But those Santa Monica fools ain’t lived street life til they try to get out from under — as in get out from the underground parking lot at Whole Foods World Headquarters in Austin when all them Mini Cooper and Range Rover b*itches be cuttin you off from the exit ramp. You be waiting underground for hours gettin all claustrophobic & sh*t. Dayum!</p>http://jerkypants.net/post/6624081095http://jerkypants.net/post/6624081095Fri, 17 Jun 2011 11:27:21 -0500austinwhole foodsWhen I’m looking for gluten-free or dairy-free foods, I go out of my way to shop at Sprouts...http://jerkypants.net/post/6620804581http://jerkypants.net/post/6620804581Fri, 17 Jun 2011 09:00:06 -0500austinreviewsshopping<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmwhnpCk9W1qzyb9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jerkypants.net/post/6597653093http://jerkypants.net/post/6597653093Thu, 16 Jun 2011 15:45:26 -0500mobile uploadspicsay pro<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmwfsstBR21qzyb9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jerkypants.net/post/6596406255http://jerkypants.net/post/6596406255Thu, 16 Jun 2011 15:05:16 -0500mobile uploads<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmw4g1a0c21qzyb9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Choking. Throat constricting. Claritin not helping.</p> <p>Mold, if you had a face I would punch it.</p>http://jerkypants.net/post/6589390994http://jerkypants.net/post/6589390994Thu, 16 Jun 2011 11:00:02 -0500austinaustin sucksallergiesallergies suck<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmuykpAckU1qzyb9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Where Baby Oil Comes From</b><br/> No, I did not draw this. I wish I could take credit for it. But I found it on a random white board at work.</p>http://jerkypants.net/post/6586043729http://jerkypants.net/post/6586043729Thu, 16 Jun 2011 08:00:00 -0500lolrandomIf alien beings are monitoring American television transmissions, those beings will no doubt...http://jerkypants.net/post/6571480260http://jerkypants.net/post/6571480260Wed, 15 Jun 2011 19:38:00 -0500tvstupid people